2007/11/04

福爾摩斯與華生

一位大學同學最近e-mail分享一個笑話,讓Helen不僅捧腹大笑,笑聲甚至大到驚動兩個女兒,紛紛詢問「發生了什麼事?」在此和大家分享 (唯不知原出處為何)


 


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson


 


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."


 


Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?"


 


Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"


 


Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."


 


7 comments:

  1. 哈哈哈哈..........Heln, 看到最後一行我也忍不住爆笑出來,把我家老爺都引來了,等我去煮飯,換他來看時,我也聽到好大一聲:"哈哈!..." 真是太有趣了,多謝分享!


    [版主回覆11/05/2007 09:58:20]看來大家除了交流卡片  也來交換些笑話吧  (要能笑出聲的喔) 讓生活多些笑聲
    感謝大師來訪

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  2. 這篇真是太好笑了!
    不過,真的也充分表現了華生和福爾摩斯的個性。
    [版主回覆11/05/2007 09:53:03]能讓大師們開懷一笑   讓Helen一天都心曠神怡

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  3. 福爾摩斯也玩起腦筋急轉彎嗎?真妙!
      (下面同學笑得太辛苦了。換一個值日生來笑!)
    [版主回覆11/05/2007 09:51:05]唉唷  原來笑話能把"大師"們都引來留言
    Wei大師笑得臉都發紫了   真榮幸
    看來Helen要努力再PO一些有程度的笑話囉

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  4. 哇哈哈~看懂了 :p
    企企腦中第一個影像 浮現出電影「天生一對」那可憐金髮美女漂流在湖中的畫面...
    [版主回覆11/06/2007 10:16:46]哈哈  企企妳的聯想很豐富耶
    「天生一對」The Parent  Trap 我家四口看了N次 把它列為是Collectable(值得珍藏) (Lindsay Lohan 小時後超可愛的 現在則讓人不敢領教 真可惜) 

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  5. 我剛開始也跟著想像天空有屬不清的星星我會怎麼想~~~
    糟糕!就不是當的了福爾摩斯的那塊料~~~

    [版主回覆11/06/2007 22:43:31]Hi Jean 
    Helen 的反應也沒好到哪
    妳若去當福爾摩斯  我們就少了個有創意的彩印家   那怎麼行   好險喔
     

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  6. 原本對太多豆芽菜的文章很排斥 , 可是看完後.....真的很好笑.
    [版主回覆11/06/2007 22:46:04]能博君一笑     真是太好了
    (翻成中文可能就沒那麼好笑了)

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  7. 哈哈哈,真的很好笑啊!
    只能說華生跟福爾摩斯的腦袋真的長的不一樣,
    不過華生會這樣回答也頗正常,因為福爾摩斯老是說他思慮欠周詳,
    只是福爾摩斯老兄這回沒那麼複雜就是了,哈。
    不過人好像都很愛這樣,把問題複雜化,寫這笑話的人也跟福爾摩斯一樣高明吶!
    [版主回覆12/10/2007 21:42:04]很高興能博Ellen一笑   歡迎常來訪喔    謝謝

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